I hate to say that I'm an optimist

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
momolady

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

self care
justabusedkidthings
mrspider

also unrelated but occasionally i will make jokes about being a spiteful person or having enemies and ill without fail see comments like “dont make enemies forgive and move one ❤️” or things calling me toxic for it and really. i do need to clarify usually i do not care enough to genuinely hate anyone. at most im inconvenienced and annoyed. and making light of it is HOW i make peace with it. but if someone hating someone else who has deeply hurt them is your idea of toxic i do think. maybe. maybe you need to rethink your philosophy there. because it seems like youre equating “being toxic” with “expressing any emotion that is not positive or friendly to everyone”

mrspider

like other trauma survivors have talked about it endlessly and ive been up to my ears with it my whole life, but sometimes, hating someone is healing! deciding not to forgive someone is healing! that does not mean you are pouring all your energy into going after that person, it literally just means deciding “this person hurt me and i do not like them and i never will” and closing the chapter there. because sometimes people will not improve. and IF they do, THEN it is your chance to decide if you want to forgive them. its not something that you owe them or yourself, i dont know where or why it started but being genuinely angry is part of getting better. because youll never be able to realize you deserved to be treated better until you let yourself get angry that you werent.

this is what i've been fucking trying to convey to people! i don't actively care! i just want them out of my life! sorry i raised my standards asshole. i have hate in my heart and it's all for you and i'm not gonna change. i'm not hurting you. i've been hurt. and you trying to force me to get over it doesn't. fucking. HELP! die in a hole. i will talk shit about you. i have friends in high places and my life is great. fuck you. self care
metamorphicrocky
thejorie:
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“ My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke...
thejorie

My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.

peble

do they smoke weed?

thejorie

Yes, actually.

gucciballs

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

thejorie

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

gccgrimm

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

thejorie

Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
Fuck You.
I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

madamekagamine

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

thejorie

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

19leahjade96

Well that escalated quickly……

thejorie

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

jackbecq

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

thejorie

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot…
*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

xilast-zurvifferman

this dude playin omg 

thejorie

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.*
Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

metamorphicrocky
theshit4chansays

Graweedy Falls

clyder

literally have had this queued for a year

berryciesta

megasov

In honor of the holiday

nomisupernova

Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?

thederangedsolicitor

bace-jeleren

This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny

i get to post 420 things today because it's the school sanctioned 420 fest
h0rrordyke
magneatio

i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested

so if i don't want to get into it or whatever i say english and environmental studies but Technically it's Creative Writing and Environmental Communication and Arts! :) and i'm pretty much done with the creative writing major! just need a few more classes for environmental i actually really love talking about what i'm studying and my research project and what i learned in classes that don't connect to my major i don't want to sound like an ass but i love smart niche conversations. i am also deliberately planning to not do academic stuff in summer i'm gonna learn to skateboard and find a good strong shampoo that works with dyed hair i've been so overwhelmed. only 3 weeks left in the semester. well 2 really
h0rrordyke
beemovieerotica

I think the perception of scientists is so weirdly skewed by popular media, like all we see are these glorious high-tech shiny labs where they show off the latest bespoke machine that does x y z and everything is automated and fast and good

I need people to know that the bulk of research into things like heart disease and cancer and alzheimer's is being done in state institutions and universities where the staff has to beg for money every year and justify why their research matters

the people working under them are overwhelmingly students struggling to balance classes and oftentimes a second job, and if they're paid by the lab it's usually something under $15/hr for playing part in the discoveries of mankind's most debilitating diseases

taxes would normally ensure that federal and state parties have enough to fund this research but corporations get to evade even the most basic taxes and instead pat themselves on the back for making "generous" donations to their own personally favored private entity that does the same exact research but has a stock ticker, so on top of not paying taxes they get an extra tax break for their "charitable donation" and a shareholding stake in the private company

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